KidDeath's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Target Madness]

I sooo am going to do just that when...

Target hires me. And when they do, and some bitch ass fat kid fucks things up... it's sooo on! And then my boss is gonna be all "what the hell?" and i'm gonna be like "dude it was in the training video!" and then show him this, and this will become mandatory and you'll be famous. Yeah. You're welcome.

[Bozophilia]

Bitches!

Bitches steal... even from clowns... don't trust bitches. Good work, very well done, long, but kept me watching so its all good. I find it hard to watch some of the longer movies here on NG because even if they have amazing graphics, the story doesn't keep you involved. But you did. And for that you earned you're 5. Graphics were good too, dont think I'm knocking them.

[BonusStage:TheLostEpisode]

YOU READ MY MIND!

I sooo was discussing a tetris door bell with my friend... a while ago... but hell yes thank you! That made my day. Funny stuff man. Keep it up.

[God & The Scientists]

C'mon now.

As a flash movie:
Graphics: Good stuff
Sound: Good stuff
Originality: Not so good stuff. Any one can take a joke an animate it, but to think of your own and then animate that. That is where true talent lies.

Now. Whether this is, or isn't an attempt to spread your beliefs is not really to question here. What upsets me about this flash being on newgrounds is not its content as of the religious standing. But more so that NG is a place to share you art with others. All you've done really is sparked many arguments, further spread a one line mediocre joke, and show us that you can animate.

My suggestion (since this IS a review NOT a place for personal religious opinions): Think of some new material, then put your skill to that. Then you will join the ranks of the greats. Good luck.

Godlimations responds:

ahah, Newgrounds doesn't have an original marks! it doesn't count on newgrounds :D kidding...

ok cool... so NG is a place to share your art with others, which is exactly what I've done. I'm sorta hearing a question from you, what is my motive? Is it to simply bring contraversy to Newgrounds? or just to tell a good ol joke? This is my answer...

I don't choose to spark arguments, when I reply to them, I either give them thanks for it, encouragement, or I question back there statements fairly, depending on how serious they are... if they aren't then I won't either. The commenter makes the decision whether to think about what I've said, or get offended, its got nothing to do with me. I am blameless. Can you argue against that? Because if I have a fault that I don't see, please I'd like to hear it.

It doesn't say in the rules that Newgrounds cannot have religious opinions in there site, hence it is a place for anyone to freely give out their opinion religious or non - religious. In fact... who cares... no ones does. as Newgrounds slogan says "Anything by Anyone"

Thanks for your suggestion, but I seek not to join the ranks of the great but to please my Lord. :)

[Taco Run]

That's an expensive taco!

The only Martensville I know of is a po-dunk dirty asshole of a town that probably doesnt have a tacobell because they're lame like that. ANYWAYS I love Judas Priest and you're awsome for putting that in here! Oh, and your movie was fucking funny as hell and why doesnt my tacobell offer that card? Fucking raptors! Keep up the good work man!!

[the YuYu]

YOU ARE A GOD SIR!

Your flawless artwork and animation is nothing less then inspiring for any and all animators of any and all skill levels. The Bitey series should be commemorated and showed to everyone who has even the slightest vision. As always I eagerly await the next installment of your godly work and vision.

[Passion Collaboration]

I'm sure it was great

but i couldn't watch it, because it was very.. very.. boring. I mean, maybe as an opener for a video game. But hey, I hate disney products so I can't really say anything good about kingdom hearts anyways. Great graphics, not a lot of entertainment.

[Droplittles: Episode 1]

Ass-slapping good time

I'd shave Mr. Bushy, because no one likes a hairy bush!!