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REPLAYING :the game: REPLAYING :the game:

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Funny stuff until

The stockmarket level... its currently at 15000 and climbing! Its been going up for the last 10 minutes!!! IT WONT END!!!!! AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY BRAIN!



Savage Huskies Savage Huskies

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

These high reviews? Because it looks good??

I've played games on the original gameboy that looked worse then this but PLAYED a lot better.

Pick the first character. Then try and kill something using the D key. HE LOOKS LIKE A ROCKEM SOCKEM ROBOT. Not only that, but his punch combo is worthless. There's no RANGE change in it so you cant hit people that have a better range then you do. In combination with that the hit test sucks and in the middle of a hit combo the bad guy hits you.
You cant do a hit combo and then get away from an enemy because you move too slowly. Whats the point in the walk button? Maybe I gave up before there was a use for it.

Look, you can make a game that looks and sounds really good. But its not a movie, its a game. It has to PLAY well above all! If it doesnt play well then it doesnt matter how well it looks because people wont play it.


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Bloons Tower Defense 4 Bloons Tower Defense 4

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Crack!

This is as addicting as crack! Every time you come out with a new version I cant stop playing it. Pretty much you've figured out how to make the most addicting and replayable TD game. And it involves monkeys!

The pay addons are just annoying though. You're basically saying "Here, look at all this helpful stuff you can have!... for a price!" Yeah we've all been mooching off your great games for a while now but c'mon, its the internet! Thats what its for! Mochi has adds and so does NG that you can get paid for and it doesnt hurt my gameplay! Unless you do like some people and make the ads every 2 seconds.

But for the most part you've done an outstanding job yet again with this game and I'm only writing a review because my eyes started to bleed after staring at your game for the past hours!


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Toss the Turtle Toss the Turtle

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Raped

4,513,466.2 ft. I'd consider this game fully raped. Still had 7 Nukes left too... but this game has no ceiling so you could, with enough luck and time, get a billion feet. Or until flash shuts you down.

Got no life? Beat that score!

Awesome game though!



OCD+ OCD+

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Ok but needs to be realisticly do able.

First one, simple enough, Tab, Space bar, something heavy to hold it. Easy enough. The pianist, can be done, just gotta type like you're on speed. 14 hours, no problem just up and leave, K samething but something heavy and leave the comp. But 208... no, no one in their right mind will sit infront of the computer for 3 days punching in your code every 20(8?) minutes (it says 204 in the text...). Not gonna do it, we can memory intercept hack this shit and get it done but no, sane people will never get all the medals. People with regular jobs will never get all the medals. You sir, are the devil tempting these nice folk with these precious medals.

You get an Evil Highfive, and a douchbag punch in the dick from me. Congrats.


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Tetris FL Tetris FL

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Meh

I'm a tetris fan, and this didnt cut it. As its been mentioned before, there are bugs, one that was driving me nuts was that when you hold down to put a piece on the bottom, there's not sufficient enough time that the holding of down wont transfer to your new piece. You need a "drop to bottom" key. Also, I agree with the other guy, it says press start BUT YOU DONT TELL US WHAT KEY TO PRESS?! I figured it out as most people did but still, dick move. Press enter, press any key, click here to start. All are better then press start with no start button. Other then that its just tetris and as I said up there. Meh.


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Da Pink Knight Da Pink Knight

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

There are too many annoying aspects

You can attack him and get leveled up, but if you're any where centered on the screen that stupid mother fucking king blocks your view and you cant see shit. I was constantly leveling up then he'd block my view, I'd get ass raped and level down, in which case he'd POP UP SOME MORE and block the shit out of me even MORE. That asshole was on the screen so god damn much I started yelling at the screen! Its just annoying. The game is just annoying.



Megaman X: RPG Chapter 0 Megaman X: RPG Chapter 0

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Not bad, some thoughts:

Ok so you know about a lot of problems, like the game freezes, I encountered this once, after I killed an ememy in battle. The next problem I encountered I dont think others have, at least not that I've seen, I retreated from a battle, and it called it a victory, gave me an item, and the enemy dissappeared from the world so I couldnt battle him again...

Other then that and the other stuff you already know about, if you make a full on game, not just the little parts you have already, you could have a real winner here. Epic even. Keep it up.



Death vs. Monstars Death vs. Monstars

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Warning! ADDICTING!

Great game, couldnt stop playing. I beat the game alright no big deal, but when I play score hog and I see the BILLION score people... HOW?!?!??! How in the world are they doing this?!?! Is there an exploit or are they REALLY playing that long to get those scores? My highest score isnt a 10th of the highest score on there!



J.A.F.T. J.A.F.T.

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Not bad, clean, but

You dont show the final product of what you're doing. The vid loops back to what you are showing us how to do but you never show what the end result of it is. Other then that it was very well put together.


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Dark-Helmet1 responds:

*Fixed*