Score: 7

"Unique"

submission: Information Saves Lives

date: December 23, 2009

Well.. at least I know what its like to have a seizure now...

But in all reality it was pretty good. I liked it. Especially that info go beamed up in waves and then shot down like a laser for some reason.

Score: 10

"Sweet"

submission: A Newgrounds Christmas

date: December 23, 2009

Left handed arm wrestle?!?!?!?! GO LEFTIES!

Great animation though.

Score: 3

"These high reviews? Because it looks good??"

submission: Savage Huskies

date: November 28, 2009

I've played games on the original gameboy that looked worse then this but PLAYED a lot better.

Pick the first character. Then try and kill something using the D key. HE LOOKS LIKE A ROCKEM SOCKEM ROBOT. Not only that, but his punch combo is worthless. There's no RANGE change in it so you cant hit people that have a better range then you do. In combination with that the hit test sucks and in the middle of a hit combo the bad guy hits you.
You cant do a hit combo and then get away from an enemy because you move too slowly. Whats the point in the walk button? Maybe I gave up before there was a use for it.

Look, you can make a game that looks and sounds really good. But its not a movie, its a game. It has to PLAY well above all! If it doesnt play well then it doesnt matter how well it looks because people wont play it.

Score: 10

"YES!"

submission: Only Slightly

date: November 28, 2009

That last part about chris hansen was HILARIOUS.

I laughed so hard my ass got a crack in it...

Score: 10

"Crack!"

submission: Bloons Tower Defense 4

date: November 26, 2009

This is as addicting as crack! Every time you come out with a new version I cant stop playing it. Pretty much you've figured out how to make the most addicting and replayable TD game. And it involves monkeys!

The pay addons are just annoying though. You're basically saying "Here, look at all this helpful stuff you can have!... for a price!" Yeah we've all been mooching off your great games for a while now but c'mon, its the internet! Thats what its for! Mochi has adds and so does NG that you can get paid for and it doesnt hurt my gameplay! Unless you do like some people and make the ads every 2 seconds.

But for the most part you've done an outstanding job yet again with this game and I'm only writing a review because my eyes started to bleed after staring at your game for the past hours!

Score: 6

"Ummm"

submission: Sketched - Babies

date: November 23, 2009

There were some funny things... but like all the clips that you put together for the intro looked like you made the show in flash exported to flv then took the clips from flv and put them together with a video editor and imported it back into flash to make the episode. Which made the quality suffer for that part. But now its already there and why would you go back through the huge effort to redo it which I understsand so I wont complain for future ones.

The rest was fine, just the intro bugged me. Looked professional though, like you put a lot of time into planning it. So if you can get a fan base and make it a bit more funny you should definitely submit it to become an animator or even get a show on tv.

Good luck in your work!

Score: 10

"Raped"

submission: Toss the Turtle

date: October 30, 2009

4,513,466.2 ft. I'd consider this game fully raped. Still had 7 Nukes left too... but this game has no ceiling so you could, with enough luck and time, get a billion feet. Or until flash shuts you down.

Got no life? Beat that score!

Awesome game though!

Score: 8

"Yup..."

submission: Stamp on the Ground

date: October 24, 2009

I guess my life is complete... I've seen everything now. I'm pretty sure flash about people playing DDR was the last thing on my list. Time to go kill myself!

Score: 7

"Decent stuff."

submission: Combo Execution

date: July 9, 2009

But that... scarf? ... was really gay. Other then that, good animation, good sfx, good music. Can we have a larger screen size next time? Uh oh, I criticized it, some one mark this negative.

Score: 10

"Ahh refreshing."

submission: Dinner with Frenchie

date: July 6, 2009

Like a pepsi! But yeah, nice to have a good matrix parody again. I havent seen a good one since... umm... shit I cant even remember. Now will you do a whole matrix triliogy with that same humor? Love it. This would have fit well in that one matrix collab. Again, too long ago to remember the name. Great job, always enjoy your work!